Monday, April 17, 2006

She wants me

I finally caught an episode of Nigella Lawson's cooking show yesterday, on the Food Network. I had always heard about her, and had seen her cookbooks in the bookstores, but never really considered getting anything of hers.
And then I saw her show. And? I experienced being an adolescent boy in the throes of puberty all over again, afraid to stand up in case, well, you know. I swear, she looks at the camera, runs her tongue over her lips, and goes, "ooo, I love that." I swear, she gives new meaning to the term "food porn."
Must. Get. The. Food Network.

9 Comments:

At 6:16 PM, Anonymous Paolo said...

I am soooo with you on this.

She is H-O-T hot. No, no. She is HAAAAWT!

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

She's great - and built like a real human woman. Yay!

 
At 11:59 AM, Blogger Michel said...

Oh yeah, she's curvy in all the right places.

 
At 8:46 PM, Blogger Martine said...

She's perfect because boys love her for her food porn and women love her because of her figure.

Or is it the other way around?

 
At 11:22 PM, Anonymous Paolo said...

It's the other way around.

 
At 9:29 AM, Blogger Michel said...

All I can say is she could cook for me any time. Except for bacon. Because, in my fantasy, she'd be naked.
God, I need a life.

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger blk said...

while i don't have food network/cable anymore, i did enjoy nigella's show. she is the anthesis of martha stewart - there's a japanese women (forgot her name) who is in the same goddess league

blk

 
At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

have you ever considered her wrapped in bacon?

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger Michel said...

Only if it's greasy bacon.

 

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