How to kill ten minutes
You're bored at work, you've surfed the interweb to your heart's content. What to do, what to do? Here's something: if you work with engineers or other science folks, check out the colour of their socks. Nine times out of ten, they're probably wearing white tube socks. Sad but true.
Once you've proved my theory to be correct, try this: grab a guy's bicep. Again, nine time out of ten, the fellow will unconsciously flex. Granted, this works better if you're a girl/woman doing the touching/grabbing.
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Rantings of an almost middle-aged man-child. Lowly tech-writer by day, but amazingly virile superhero when I dream.
Previous Posts
- The Amazing VoyageWhile the milliner and I are gea...
- Okay, this may be bordering on obsessionSo, I'm at...
- A subtle jokeTwo tourists were walking together at...
- Rum. Rum would be goodWent to Adonis the other nig...
- Medical ProblemA fellow goes to the doctor, for wh...
- Wow, was I ever wrongI really thought that, in the...
- The battle rages onAnd I, for one, am ready to tak...
- To whomever was stuck with my tab last nightSucker...
- Scary costumesI'm trying to decide from the follow...
- Best line heard on the tube in a whileOn Lost, the...
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home