To all the pagans and wiccas out there
Get a life. BFD if this is the summer solstice, nothing is going to happen. Nothing. Fairies don't exist. Elves don't exist. Astral alignments will not ensure that you get the girl with whom you can prepare macrobiotic brown rice and daikon. Dropping water from pansies onto the eyes off your object of desire will not make her/him love you. (I've tried. Shut up!)
That is all.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Rantings of an almost middle-aged man-child. Lowly tech-writer by day, but amazingly virile superhero when I dream.
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