Wednesday, July 30, 2003

Now I know what I want for Xmas
This should help me keep track of days.

Friday, July 18, 2003

Time for a change of underwear
When things go horribly wrong.

Monday, July 14, 2003

Why yes, I am Mr. Smith
I was waiting for the milliner circus freak at the airport yesterday, where she was due back from Philadelphia, when I began to wonder: There are all these limo drivers holding up signs with the name of their customer printed on them. Who's to say that anyone could just walk up to a driver, say that they're the person in question, and thus get a free ride into town?