Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Hoping he's not in the tub
I would like to thank the Amazing Race and its contestants for the following advice on how to get out of doing a chore or a favour, or even having to stand up for the milliner:
milliner: Could you get me a glass of water?
me: Lord, get her a glass of water.
milliner: Could you help me with this weight?
me: Lord, help her with this weight.
milliner: Hey, that man is grabbing my ass!
me: Lord, could it only be me that grabs that ass?
Also, Phil's been dressing right for the past few weeks. Very obvious in those white pants.


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