I see a connection
Over the past year or so, I've noticed a lot fewer girls/women sporting the low-slung jean, high-riding thong look, their tramp stamp calling out like a siren, "swim to me, swim to me, let me enfold you."
I'm not entirely upset by this turn of events, mind you.
However, I have
noticed a lot more pregnant women around. Coincidence?
There's such a thing as too much multi-tasking
Walk into the men's room just before lunch, and head to a urinal. There's a man at the urinal next to me, and as I approached I noticed his head bobbing and shaking. Didn't think much of it, until I was standing next to him (yes, I know, bad urinal usage on my part: you're never
supposed to stand directly next to another user). It was then that I realised he was brushing his teeth
. While having a piss. His cock in one hand, his toothbrush in the other.
I don't know. I just don't know.